How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

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What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep?

He was **narco**leptic.

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How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.

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How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!