How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

How did Little Debby get pregnant?

She fell into a box of Ding Dongs

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

Bazinga Jokes More Bazinga Jokes

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!