How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

Bazinga Jokes More Bazinga Jokes

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.