What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

V Jokes More V Jokes

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.