What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

V Jokes More V Jokes

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

A: There are more ducks on that side.