Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop ... Whopper Gangnam Style.