Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What group would an obese racist join?

The cake-cake-cake.

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!