Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99
Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes
One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.
Ten-ish.
He was de-lighted.
Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.
A four-chin teller.
It became a daddy short legs !
Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
A hamburglar!
Incase onion rings