What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

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What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.