What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic?

Peter Dinklige

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.