What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What did the egg play in the movie?

The egg-stra.

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What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.