What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

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What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.