Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

What's the most popular game to play in jail?

Smash Brothers

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

How do you organise games in Pompeii?

Make aedile.

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Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!