Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

How do you play Iraqi bingo?

F18...B52...F18

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

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Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!