Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

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Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

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Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!