Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

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Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

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What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!