Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
Caps and robbers
Smash Brothers
Simon 16
Make aedile.
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
So he could watch the football
GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger
Grill-ty as charred!