Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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Why did the "upright man", a humanoid species, went extinct 70.000 years ago?

Because they got homo e-rekt-us.

How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

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What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours?

My cheese!

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.