Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Someone else's cheese.

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What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.