Coz 'e-mmental!
Because they got homo e-rekt-us.
R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N
About 5000 miles.
Pho fo' fo' at fo'
My cheese!
Muenster.
Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."
By ski-mail.
He lost his SANTAty
Coz the boys pants are all half off.