Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.