Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

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There's white-out on the screen. How do you know when a brunette used the computer after a blonde There's writing on the white-out.

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What's Medusa's favorite type of cheese?

Gorgon*zola

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

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With no attachments.

Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!