Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.