Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty