Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.