Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!