Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.