Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

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What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

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What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

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How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What do you get if you boil funnybones?

A laughing stock.