Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

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Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

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What's the core body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke Warm

What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

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What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.