Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

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Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

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What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke Warm. May the 4th Be With You!

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

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Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!