Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

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Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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What's the core body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke Warm

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

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What do you get if you boil funnybones?

A laughing stock.

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!