Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

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How do redditors get their water?

From a well, actually

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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What's the core body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke Warm

What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.