How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.