How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.