How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

A day old reddit post.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.