Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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They'll both bite at anything!

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A fungi to hang out with

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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He was born ina 1818.

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Bayer Asprin

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What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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When did you last see him?

Ian: "I've never seen him."

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!