Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

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his right to human arms

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I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

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What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

When did you last see him?

Ian: "I've never seen him."