Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

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How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

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Dude, your is hanging out"

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

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Just a little before Eve

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A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

When did you last see him?

Ian: "I've never seen him."