Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

What's going on under there?

Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman

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Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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He was barred.

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

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Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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When did you last see him?

Ian: "I've never seen him."

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!