What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

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Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

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The Bear Glare.

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Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

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Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.