What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

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Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."