What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

A: Sandwitch

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'