What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.