What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL