How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Puberty Jokes More Puberty Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet