She kept wetting the bed.
Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
Kick her out of bed
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.
A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband
To get to the other side.
See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Patty.
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
She got a Zebra.
Wet