How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

Puberty Jokes More Puberty Jokes

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.