How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

Puberty Jokes More Puberty Jokes

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.