How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

Puberty Jokes More Puberty Jokes

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.