Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK