Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.