Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's Jay-z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.