Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

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How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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Why was Mary's phone bill so high?

She was a roamin' catholic.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.