Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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Where did Mary go when the bombs went off?

Everywhere.

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.