Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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What is the most exciting sport in the world?

Camping. Its in tents.

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Where did Mary go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.