Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :)

How many bees are there in the world?

A buzzillion.

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What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

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What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

What would Israel be called if it was make believe?

Isfaek.

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What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

Why was Mary's phone bill so high?

She was a roamin' catholic.

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.