Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.