Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

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Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.