Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call a flexible Rastafarian who lies a lot?

Cinnamon twist

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.