Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.