Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

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What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

What is the biggest gender on Tumblr?

Whale-Kin

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Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

they get all over the sheets.

What's someone who hates underwear's favorite song?

Free Ballin - Foo Fighters