Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

What do you call an asian who hates black people?

A member of the Kru Krux Kran