Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

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Why is Tumblr so odd?

Because they can't even.

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

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What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.