Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.