What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

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What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

Device Jokes More Device Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Inflate Jokes More Inflate Jokes

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!