What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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What is Tumblr's favourite branch of maths?

Trigger-nometry... I'll see myself out.

What is the biggest gender on Tumblr?

Whale-Kin

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

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Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Device Jokes More Device Jokes

What did one device say to the other?

A: Are you syncing what I"m syncing

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Inflate Jokes More Inflate Jokes

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!