What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

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What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

Device Jokes More Device Jokes

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!