A pumpkin!
Because it has cis-trust issues
The gun has only one trigger
Because they always take a fence
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
Listen closely.
Because her coach was always a pumpkin.
Her coach was a pumpkin
An inner tuber.
pssssssssssst
One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.
A pedometer
A: Inflate it.
So he can pretend she's decomposing.