What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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What is the biggest gender on Tumblr?

Whale-Kin

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

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What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!