What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

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What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

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What did one device say to the other?

A: Are you syncing what I"m syncing

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.