What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Inflate Jokes More Inflate Jokes

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.