What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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They are afraid of triggers.

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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She identified as pump-kin.

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They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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Her coach was a pumpkin

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The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

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Your tires are low.

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A pedometer

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Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!