What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

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How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

What did one device say to the other?

A: Are you syncing what I"m syncing

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!