What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

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What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

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What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What did one device say to the other?

A: Are you syncing what I"m syncing

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Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.