What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

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What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

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What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

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What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.