The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.
A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
A: About 10 pounds.
Math hue.
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
Gristle While You Work!
Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
A Nigerian, you racist
Dadjokes
A tire
An inner tuber.