What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

Gospel Jokes More Gospel Jokes

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!