What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

Gospel Jokes More Gospel Jokes

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

What's the worst present you could give a black person?

Cotton Scented Hand Lotion

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band