What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

Gospel Jokes More Gospel Jokes

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What did the tire say to the tire?

A: I'm tired!

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.