What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

Gospel Jokes More Gospel Jokes

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water?

What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.

What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!