What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

Gospel Jokes More Gospel Jokes

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?

Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

Why is it that you never see a black person on a cruise?

They're not falling for that one again..

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.