What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

Gospel Jokes More Gospel Jokes

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

What do a black person and a bike have in common?

they both don't work without a chain.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.