What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

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What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna