What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

Hush Puppy Jokes More Hush Puppy Jokes

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies