A shampoodle
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.
You Mariott
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
It had a sandy bottom.
A shampoodle !