A shampoodle !
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
A police dog in disguise.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.
The girl in church has her soul full of hope...
A shampoodle