What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

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a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !