What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Deer nuts are under a buck.

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?

Because of Christian Bail

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Bubble Bath Jokes More Bubble Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...