What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

Bubble Bath Jokes More Bubble Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.