What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife has a point.

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why can't Gingers sing RnB music?

Because they don't have any soul.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Bubble Bath Jokes More Bubble Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !