What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a wife's argument and a knife?

A knife has a point.

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Where are they going to take me?

I hope its somewhere good

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

Bubble Bath Jokes More Bubble Bath Jokes

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.