What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

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God bless America.

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All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

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What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Bubble Bath Jokes More Bubble Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...