How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

How many dislexic mods does it take to screw a lightbulb ?

Remodve

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why Is A Man's Mind Dirtier Than A Woman's?

A woman changes hers more often.

How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?

It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)