How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

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How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

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What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

How do you pick up women in Auschwitz?

With a broom &amp dustpan.

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.