How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions?

Not /r/movies.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it