Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

End Jokes More End Jokes

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd?

He fry through it!

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.