Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Previous Random Joke Next

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why does it end with twenty?

he thinks to himself.

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How many back to the future jokes do you make?

88 jokes per hour.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.