Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.