What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

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What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

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What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

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How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.