What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

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How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

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Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

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What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.