What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

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Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.