What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

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What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

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Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

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What's the difference between a redneck, and a SJW?

A redneck's trigger actually does something

What do rednecks call the BATF?

The Bureau of All Things Fine.