What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

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What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.