What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

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How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.