What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.