What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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What is with 2016?

It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !