Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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Why aren't midgets attention whores?

Cause they know they're important.

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

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What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

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What does Jimmy have?

Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What is the definition of "derange"?

De place where de cowboys ride!

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What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D