Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

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Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

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Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle