Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

Why do bikes have kick-stands?

A: Because they're two-tired.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Kinda Jokes More Kinda Jokes

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.