Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

you know he did it.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

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What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...