Kinda Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

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Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

Who ya gonna call?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?

Dead Pan.

Isaac Newton Jokes More Isaac Newton Jokes

Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What does a greengrocer weigh?

Vegetables.

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

Cocaine Addict Jokes More Cocaine Addict Jokes

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.