Kinda Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Pose Jokes More Pose Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

Chuckle Jokes More Chuckle Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming