Kinda Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

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Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Cocaine Addict Jokes More Cocaine Addict Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Chuckle Jokes More Chuckle Jokes

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint. Haha

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

What am I talking about?

A last name, you pervs.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What do you call a drug-addicted canine?

A meth lab!

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways