Kinda Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

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Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What did one lesbian vampire say the other?

See ya next month )

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip