Kinda Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

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Where do you find a one legged cow?

Where ever you left it.

What do you find up a clean nose?

Finger-prints.

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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

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What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!