Kinda Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

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Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Chuckle Jokes More Chuckle Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Isaac Newton Jokes More Isaac Newton Jokes

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.