Kinda Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

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Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What is the media of choice for the mallard?

lololololololol-- --lololololol

What is the chupacabra's breakfast of choice?

Goatmeal.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

Pose Jokes More Pose Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

Ps Jokes More Ps Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What's a golfer's favourite games console?

A PS FOUR!