How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

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He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

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How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there