How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

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What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.