How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

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What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

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Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

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How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

What do you say to a two headed monster?

Hello hello.