How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer?

Juan on Juan.

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.