Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

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What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!