Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What do you call a group of people from Idaho?

Deydahoes.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

How did Mace die in Star Wars?

Through the Windu

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How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.