Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a fence?

Depends how hard you throw them

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.