Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

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What can save a dying blonde?

A: Hair transplants.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.