How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

What's the smallest instrument in the world?

An e-lectron.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!