Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

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What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

How man hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's an obscure number, your probably never heard of it.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "