Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!