Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

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What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.