Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

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What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

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Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

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How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.