Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

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What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

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What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

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What do tall people and black people have in common?

They have no one to look up to.

How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What do you call a guy with no shins?

Tony. :)

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Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.