How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

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What do you call two women in a canoe?

Fur traders!

What do you call a woman with multiple personality disorder?

Polly

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What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

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What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.