How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

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How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

What do you call a women with one leg?

ilene

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What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

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Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.