How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

Swell Jokes More Swell Jokes

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.