How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

Swell Jokes More Swell Jokes

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.