How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.

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What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch