How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.

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What's the most popular soup in China?

Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick