How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.