Because his pythons were sick
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A doctor
Claude.
He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.
No hard feelings.
It was raining cats and dogs
FIXED
Dog have rice.
There were too many vets.
If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.
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he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
You don't know cause you weren't there
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!
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I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.
Decepticondoms.
I'm a dog."
It was Lufthansa plane
Hunover.
Lead injections.
No Drought.**
Patty O'Furniture.
Ya know what Just screw it.
None cuz it's already lit af