Because his pythons were sick
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A doctor
Claude.
He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.
No hard feelings.
It was raining cats and dogs
FIXED
Dog have rice.
There were too many vets.
If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.
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he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
Let's be pen pals!
Because it lasts forever.
Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)
They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.
Kick his sister's jaw in.
a 2nd born.
It'll Dimsum.
10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
To keep each udder dry.
Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.
YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!
You don't know cause you weren't there
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Mount Rushmore.
