Because his pythons were sick
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A doctor
Claude.
He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.
No hard feelings.
It was raining cats and dogs
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Dog have rice.
There were too many vets.
If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.
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he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
The steaks were getting too damn high.
YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!
The hippocampus.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.
They could not do it, they are all autistic.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
Cause two Wongs don't make a white
Cause it was snowed-in.
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
Because there was a 50% chance of rain
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Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony