Vet Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

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What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.

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How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a cats most common written thought?

mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How does Megatron get away with raw-dogging it?

Decepticondoms.

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog."

German Jokes More German Jokes

What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.

Injection Jokes More Injection Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af