Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.
Two, two... One, two.
I don't know either, I walked out early too.
The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.
Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!
Two, but how do they get in there
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
A groan up!
