How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!