How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

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How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One