How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

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Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!

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How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

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What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

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How did Darth Vadar know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presence

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!