How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

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How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

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How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

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What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55

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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!