How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out."

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris