How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out."

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What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.