How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out."

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.