How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out."

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Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands