The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Their mind
If you let the dog in, it will shut up.
The Loch Ness Elephant !
They both live underground. Except for the eagle.
You, you and you. Get out."
He has claw marks on his forehead.
That's a peng ting.
No one told him he's black.
Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
