Mona Lisa Jokes

What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa?

That's a peng ting.

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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Where do homeless accountants live?

In a tax shelter. Blame GROCO PCA

Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in?

Their flags are big plusses.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

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Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out."

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What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.