Mona Lisa Jokes

What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa?

That's a peng ting.

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!