Mona Lisa Jokes

What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa?

That's a peng ting.

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time?

He doesn't know he's black.

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

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Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.