Mona Lisa Jokes

What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa?

That's a peng ting.

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

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What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.