Mona Lisa Jokes

What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa?

That's a peng ting.

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

How much wood... ...could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?

All of it.*

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.