Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.