What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

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What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate

How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

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What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.