What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

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How much wood... ...could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?

All of it.*

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.