What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a terrorist with cancer?

A free radical.

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.